Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
Peter Crouch
These Iranian Footballers
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
Gareth Bale
Gareth Bale just seems like a cool dude. Besides, there's always the chance that Christian Bale could freak out, get confused and crash the party.
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
Yeah, for real, my father-in-law is definitely gonna be there.
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And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
If you could party with any world footballer, who would you choose?
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
These Iranian Footballers
Not the guys in the picture; they're the national team.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
Gareth Bale
Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Gareth Bale just seems like a cool dude. Besides, there's always the chance that Christian Bale could freak out, get confused and crash the party.
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
Cristiano Ronaldo
Yeah, he’s annoying. Really annoying.
But have you seen the ladies he hangs around?
But have you seen the ladies he hangs around?
Mario Balotelli
We have no way of proving this, but it seems like a Mario Balotelli soirée would involve lots of Italian models, goofy party favors and nonstop insanity.
Yeah, for real, my father-in-law is definitely gonna be there.
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Harry Engels/Getty Images
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Any Bayern Munich player would do, what with all the Bavarian biergartens (perhaps man's greatest invention).
At a Schweinsteiger party, you'd get several glimpses of the impossibly hot Sarah Brandner (mmm, beer) and, of course, oodles of Bavarian beer.
Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Scott Heavey/Getty Images
Yeah, for real, my father-in-law is definitely gonna be there.
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Harry Engels/Getty Images
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Paolo Bruno/Getty Images
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
If you could party with any world footballer, who would you choose?
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
These Iranian Footballers
Not the guys in the picture; they're the national team.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
Gareth Bale
Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Gareth Bale just seems like a cool dude. Besides, there's always the chance that Christian Bale could freak out, get confused and crash the party.
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
Cristiano Ronaldo
Harry Engels/Getty Images
Mario Balotelli
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
We have no way of proving this, but it seems like a Mario Balotelli soirée would involve lots of Italian models, goofy party favors and nonstop insanity.
Bastian Schweinsteiger
At a Schweinsteiger party, you'd get several glimpses of the impossibly hot Sarah Brandner (mmm, beer) and, of course, oodles of Bavarian beer.
Alex Morgan
For very, very obvious reasons.
Robbie Keane
Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images
Robbie Keane serves as captain for the Republic of Ireland, so every party he throws must be exactly like St. Patrick's Day.
Plus, he's been known to break into crazy feats of athleticism (10 times as fun after three beers) when he's happy, and his wife is ridiculously smokin'-hot.
Plus, he's been known to break into crazy feats of athleticism (10 times as fun after three beers) when he's happy, and his wife is ridiculously smokin'-hot.
Sergio Agüero
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
Sergio Agüero is married to Diego Maradona’s daughter.
That means Maradona might show up. Enough said.
That means Maradona might show up. Enough said.
Neymar
Scott Heavey/Getty Images
Neymar made a commercial about life on Brazil's beautiful beaches. Because we believe everything we see on television, we think he'd be a lot of fun to party with.
Plus, he's the next big thing, he's young, he's cool and he's Brazilian. What's not to like?
Plus, he's the next big thing, he's young, he's cool and he's Brazilian. What's not to like?
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If you could party with any world footballer, who would you choose?
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.
Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?
That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
These Iranian Footballers
Not the guys in the picture; they're the national team.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.
Sounds fun.
Gareth Bale
Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Gareth Bale just seems like a cool dude. Besides, there's always the chance that Christian Bale could freak out, get confused and crash the party.
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?
(Yes, we just made that up.)
Cristiano Ronaldo
Harry Engels/Getty Images
Mario Balotelli
Alex Livesey/Getty Images
We have no way of proving this, but it seems like a Mario Balotelli soirée would involve lots of Italian models, goofy party favors and nonstop insanity.
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Paolo Bruno/Getty Images
Any Bayern Munich player would do, what with all the Bavarian biergartens (perhaps man's greatest invention).
At a Schweinsteiger party, you'd get several glimpses of the impossibly hot Sarah Brandner (mmm, beer) and, of course, oodles of Bavarian beer.
At a Schweinsteiger party, you'd get several glimpses of the impossibly hot Sarah Brandner (mmm, beer) and, of course, oodles of Bavarian beer.
Alex Morgan
For very, very obvious reasons.
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane serves as captain for the Republic of Ireland, so every party he throws must be exactly like St. Patrick's Day.
Plus, he's been known to break into crazy feats of athleticism (10 times as fun after three beers) when he's happy, and his wife is ridiculously smokin'-hot.
Plus, he's been known to break into crazy feats of athleticism (10 times as fun after three beers) when he's happy, and his wife is ridiculously smokin'-hot.
Sergio Agüero
Sergio Agüero is married to Diego Maradona’s daughter.
That means Maradona might show up. Enough said.
That means Maradona might show up. Enough said.
Neymar
Neymar made a commercial about life on Brazil's beautiful beaches. Because we believe everything we see on television, we think he'd be a lot of fun to party with.
Plus, he's the next big thing, he's young, he's cool and he's Brazilian. What's not to like?
Plus, he's the next big thing, he's young, he's cool and he's Brazilian. What's not to like?